Funny

Man reading newspaper..

News:

"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Man comments:

Idiot !!

Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping ....

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This is CLASSIC...Girls read n ENJOY!!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. 

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! 

Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. 

TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get

MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! 

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your

mind? Don't forget to salt them. 

You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him with anger.

"What the HELL IS WRONG with you? 

You think I DON'T KNOW how to fry a couple of eggs?" 

The husband calmly replied, 

"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!

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Zyada Gussa tab aata hai jab Life ki har taraf se lagi padi ho,

Aur fir koi aakar ye bol de, Sahi me yaar 

Zindagi k asli maze to tu le raha hai

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Agar Chai Acchi Bani Ho Toh Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge?? 

Santa - Property

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Santa shadi k agle din biwi ko peet raha tha.

Logo ne pucha to wo bola isne meri chai me taaviz milaya hai 

muje bas me karne k liye.

Biwi rote hue gusse se boli-

O tea bag tha kutte ....

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