Monday, 31 August 2015

Hilarious Laws

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:


Law of equality :


The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!


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Law of Queue: 



If you change queues,
the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


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Law of Telephone: 


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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.


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Law of Mechanical Repair: 


After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


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Law of the Workshop:


Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


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Bath Theorem: 


When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


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Law of Encounters: 


The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


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Law of the Result: 


When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 


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Law of Bio mechanics: 


The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 


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Theatre Rule: 


People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.


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Law of Coffee: 


As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 


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Law of Proposal :


After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...


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Law of getting late


When you reach early for something it will never starts on time


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Law of exam


If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,
first question will be from that page only. 




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Superb Quotes


"Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there." -- John Wooden



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"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -- Walt Disney



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A problem is only a problem if you make the choice to see it as a problem



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"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." -- Denis Waitley



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What is the secret of SUCCESS ???
" RIGHT DECISIONS " ;
What is the secret of RIGHT DECISIONS ???
" EXPERIENCE "
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What is the secret of EXPERIENCE ???
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" WRONG DECISIONS " ...............
So , success is a circle of your efforts , whether right or
wrong do not matter , what matters is the courage to
continue .


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"Ask for what you want. Ask for help, ask for input, ask for advice and ideas -- but never be afraid to ask." -- Brian Tracy



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