Hilarious Laws

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!

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Law of Queue: 

If you change queues,

the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Law of Telephone: 

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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

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Law of Mechanical Repair: 

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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Bath Theorem: 

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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Law of Encounters: 

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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Law of the Result: 

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

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Law of Bio mechanics: 

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

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Theatre Rule: 

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

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Law of Coffee: 

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,

your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

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Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...

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Law of getting late

When you reach early for something it will never starts on time

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Law of exam

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,

first question will be from that page only. 

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