Jokes

Two new words hav been proposed to be included in oxford dictionary

1. Gumshuda- (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost 😜

 

 

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You will go mad laughing ....

A Tata Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A man in a BMW 750Li stops to help Nano driver.

"I will tow u to d next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash ur head-lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down d line a sporty Porsche car speeds past at 150km/hr.

BMW driver's ego hurt, 

He totally forgets about little Nano towed behind & races after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them fly & tear through a speed trap,

the traffic cop radios his HeadQuarters:

"Calling all stations :: u won't just believe this what I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 195km/hr, with a Tata-Nano right behind & madly flashing its lights to Overtake them..😅😅😆😆😁😁

Good day!!

 

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Call from bank to a Girl:_

Bank: hello madam you want credit card..

Girl: No thanks I have a boyfriend. 😂😜💸💰